Halloween Candy And Old People

Hawk

Halloween Candy and Old People by Hawk , posted Aug 23 2011 4:28PM
Halloween is right around the corner. So I have my costume but I have no idea what to dress my son up as (he is almost 2). Are superheros still popular? I see a lot cartoon characters at the door. Maybe Lady Gaga? Would that be weird? Now I have to address some of you parents on Halloween treats. I spoke with my mom on the phone and you won't believe what she told me. She is going to make some of those caramel popcorn balls...you know like your granny used to make, and pass them out. I told her absolutely not! The kids in her neighborhood will make fun of her I'm sure. So listen up old people-- do NOT give the out following treats to the Trick or Treaters: generic lollipops, candy corn, apples, and finally Circus Peanuts. And when you do give out candy, don't be stingy! Give a good, dentist-loving handful of fun-sized candy bars. Just trying to help you out the kids this season. Tags : Social : Uncategorized Back To Blog

10/25/2010 10:28AM

Halloween Candy and Old People

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10/26/2010 8:55AM

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11/01/2010 11:36PM

Jennifer Henderson

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10/31/2011 10:11PM

Wow.

Are you serious? Actually telling people to give out a generous "handful" of fun-sized candy bars? Bite me, pal. I feel bad for your two-year old. He'll be a fat diabetic by the time he's 4.

09/07/2012 5:55AM

"Wow." is an idiot.

It's called eating in moderation you f****** r*****. Most people don't eat all their candy in one d*** sitting. :/

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