TORTURE TUESDAY DRIVE-THRU RAP
by Kato Keller
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posted Aug 23 2011 4:24PM
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If you happened to catch Torture Tuesday this week, you'll remember that Hawk & Tom sent me out to rap my breakfast order at local drive-thru restaurants. I rapped and Heidi had the beats. Here's the two raps I wrote.. Check out www.hawkandtom.com to see the video.
HARDEES RAP:
I need some breakfast for me and the crew
You said can I help you, here's what you can do
Give me 2 loaded biscuits with some gravy on top
A double sausage egg and cheese and fry me some tots
Two buttitos put the salsa on the side
And a buttered jelly biscuit, I like to eat I won't lie
A low carb bowl a sandwich made with Texas toast
With extra crispy bacon cause I like that the most
How about a Frisco breakfast sandwich, make it 2 with cheese
And an order of those sweet biscuits - I like blueberries
And 2 large drinks make one Sprite the other Mountain Dew
And a big, big bowl of Southern grits, I think that's all - Thank you
BURGER KING RAP:
I need a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit, one with ham and cheese
An egg and cheese croissanwich add double bacon please
Two ham omelet sandwiches and order of french toast sticks
One cheesey bacon BK wrapper can you tell I need my fix
Some crunchy golden hash browns with ketchup on the side
And warm and gooey Cini-Minis, extra icing makes me cry
And 2 OJ's, 1 large coke and coffee make it black
I think that's all I need today please put it in one sack
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