What are you grateful for?
For God's Grace and mercy

Boxers or briefs?
Boxers

What could you do on David Letterman's stupid human tricks? 
Play a song with my armpit

What fictional character would you most like to meet?
The Keebler Elf

What can most people do that you cannot? 
Say Mass-a-chew-its  I can't even spell that State..

What five things are always in your fridge?
Dr. Pepper , Butter,  American Cheese,  Lime Jello and my car keys....don't ask

If you could have one superhero power, what would it be? 
I would not want a superhero power because it's too much responsibility and most of the Superhero's have issues.  For example the Incredible Hulk really needs some anger management classes and Superman never gets the girl.  Whats up with that.

Pirates or ninjas and why? 
Pirates because peg legs are cool.

What is your favorite quote from your childhood? 
When my Mom would say "because I said so."  I'm sure that will come in handy as a parent.

Weirdest habit? 
Making sure all  the light switches at home are in the down position when the lights are off and the up position when the lights are on.

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be? 
One of the 12 apostles most likely Peter.

If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be? 
Sponge Bob Squarepants

Last movie you saw in the theater:
Chronicles of Narnia Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Favorite TV Show:
Hoarders

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? 
Victoria Secert or Auto Zone tuff choice