What are you grateful for?
My family - especially my children.  I never would have guessed that I would love being a father so much!  Of course they do drive me crazy some days...

Boxers or briefs?
Tighty-whiteys for me - except mine aren't so "whitey" if you know what I mean.

What would be your 5 dream categories on Jeopardy?
Computer parts, sexy celebrities, video games, car parts and snack foods that taste yummy

Who would play you in a movie of your life and what would the movie be titled?
Kevin Bacon, and it would be called, "He knew it all!"

What's your favorite spam subject line?
Nigerian prince wants to give you $15 million dollars.  I always pretend - just for a moment - that it is actually true.

What fictional character would you most like to meet?
An honest lawyer.

What can most people do that you cannot?
Name all the prime numbers between 1 and 1,000.  Most people can do that, right?  I can't.

What five things are always in your fridge?
Coke/Pepsi/Soft Drink of some kind; Ketchup (or Catsup if you are fancy!); Bacon - the candy of meats; Pickles; and something growing hair!

If you could have one superhero power, what would it be?
X-Ray vision.  I think you know why...

What would you change about yourself and why?
I would make myself better looking.  I've always wanted to be so good-looking that women just couldn't resist me.  Instead, I've always had to rely on my personality - which isn't so great either.

What is your favorite quote from your childhood?
Life isn't fair.  My dad always used to tell me this and he was right.

Favorite Childhood memory?
I used to have such a great time every Summer at Church Camp!

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?
Charlie Sheen. 

Favorite TV Show:
Can't narrow it down to just one.  I'd say The Office, Outsourced and Modern Family are my favorite three.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Sears, they have everything for your life!

What was your favorite vacation?
Taking my parents (and in-laws) to Italy and playing tour-guide. Very cool to experience that with the whole family.  Except my mother-in-law wanted to skip the Colosseum to go to a shoe store instead!?!?!?