What are you grateful for?
The beer bottle opener in Fenway’s office. Especially every Friday around 4pm.
What could you do on David Letterman's stupid human tricks?
I can play almost any song using my middle and pointer fingers as an instrument. If you see me out, ask me to show you. Just don’t ask in front of my wife. Almost everything I do embarrasses her.
What's your favorite spam subject line?
Usually my GM sends email with the subject line “I need to see you in my office right now”. I just click DELETE!
What fictional character would you most like to meet?
What can most people do that you cannot?
Color coordinate clothes. I’m colorblind so my 4 year old helps dress me. (and it shows)
What five things are always in your fridge?
Hot sauce, Cottage Cheese, Zing Zang, a bowl full of water from the dripping issue and expired mustard
What's in YOUR wallet?
Something I should have used on Prom night senior year, but the night didn’t work out the way I planned.
If you could have one superhero power, what would it be?
Kung Fu Grip
Pirates or ninjas and why?
Pirates! Because I love to eat at Arrrrrrrbys!
What would you change about yourself and why?
I am haunted by the number 123. For the last 12+ years, I haven’t gone a day without seeing that number. I would change that….oh and lose 12.3lbs.
Favorite Childhood memory?
I don’t remember much about my childhood, but I do remember when I was playing baseball with my friends and someone hit my autographed Babe Ruth ball over the fence. It landed in this old blind guys backyard. He had this dog named “The Beast” and well…nevermind. Like I said, don’t remember much about my childhood.
If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?
Peter Pan. I am Peter Pan (minus the sissy clothes)
Favorite TV Show:
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
The dollar store
What was your favorite vacation?
I’ll get back to you on that. My wife doesn’t let me pick where we go.